who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti
I am a historian and this is how it happened.
please stop romanticizing Lord Farquad
it turns out I didn’t imagine the movie where poohs friends think he died in crystal hell cave
I’m going to be rethinking a lot of things tonight
Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus